Official Outerwear of People Who Have Had Enough.

You didn't join the Anti Bullhead Club. You were born into it. And now, finally, there's a hoodie worthy of your convictions.

This thing is thick. Like, "forgot it was 28 degrees outside" thick. Like, "wore it to the grocery store and now it's my personality" thick. It's the hoodie your friends will borrow and mysteriously never return — so maybe buy two.

Built for the Midwest. Tested by the Elements. Approved by No Bullheads.

• 🔥 Heavyweight 8.0 oz fleece — laughs in the face of a Midwest January
• 🧸 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester — soft now, soft forever
• 🎯 Air-jet spun yarn — smooth feel, zero pilling, maximum coziness
• 🪢 Double-lined hood with drawcord — stays on your head even when the wind has opinions
• 👜 Front pouch pocket — for your hands, your snacks, or your general disdain
• 🧠 1×1 rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex — moves with you, not against you
• ✂️ Double-needle stitched everywhere it counts
• 📏 Quarter-turned body — no weird crease down the middle, just clean vibes
• 📐 Unisex sizing S–5XL — the whole crew can rep the club

Size Guide (inches)

S: 27" / 20" | M: 28" / 22" | L: 29" / 24" | XL: 30" / 26" | 2XL: 31" / 28" | 3XL: 32" / 30" | 4XL: 33" / 32" | 5XL: 34" / 34"

Note: White may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.